EVANGELISTICO
Heading east on highway 6
Through the heart of puppy mill country
The road is straight, the land is flat
Broken up by the occasional silo and church steeple
So many churches' stand along the way
The Church of the Brethren stands out today
Praise the Lord and pass the snakes
I noticed that there's a gun sale at the church this Saturday
The preacher clinches his worn out Bible tight
He raises it high his knuckles white with rage
The evening of the harvest is at hand
Give back 10% of what you never really had
This is the land of rain on the scarecrow
This is the land of blood on the plow
This is the bread basket baked to Fox News
This is the kingdom of Jerry Farwell
From the land of Goshen to Wappanee
To the farms of Hebron to Ligoneer
Amish horse and buggies clamper down the road
Shared by 18 wheelers carrying a heavy load
Driving east on Highway 6
It's a grand grand grand army highway
For salesman passing through too cheap to pay tolls
For truckers too hauling too heavy avoiding the scales
This is the land of R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A
Jack and Diane, hot dogs and hamburgers
I've been driving this highway for 2 hours now
I can't remember any little pink houses along the way
Welcome to Kendallville ends my journey
Churches have been outnumbered by fast food chains
Praise the Lord and pass the malt shakes
Hot fries and a good sermon are kind of the same
